1 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,640 Walt, George, you're going to be there next Thursday. 2 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:57,940 Why not? 3 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,640 Oh, no, you lost another one? 4 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:05,820 Well, you got to remember to turn off the milking machine. 5 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,420 Well, then don't milk during family feud. 6 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:18,440 It'll come anyway. It'll cheer you up. Oh, great. 7 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:21,980 I better go. I got about a million beavers to call. 8 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:25,560 Why? Is something going on at the lodge? 9 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,479 Sure is. 10 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:31,720 Next week, we're honoring our man of the year, and guess who's our man of the 11 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,720 year? 12 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,760 You. Whoa, talk about woman's intuition. 13 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,779 It's here. 14 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:41,780 It arrived. 15 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,280 What on earth is this? 16 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,000 DeForest Cosmetics. 17 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:49,620 And it's all mine. 18 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,980 Stephanie, where did you buy all this? I didn't buy it. It was free. 19 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,200 One starter kit. 20 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,920 Another one. 21 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,840 Another one. Oh, Lord, I love this country. 22 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:06,520 Stephanie, that's an awful lot to get for free. Isn't it? 23 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,760 Moisturizer, blusher, apricot scrub. 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,680 Is this your signature? 25 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,480 On this contract? 26 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,400 I didn't sign a contract. 27 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:20,140 I filled out a coupon. 28 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:24,440 According to this, one of the kits is your free gift. You have to sell the 29 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,520 others or pay for them. 30 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,440 $625. 31 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,260 That sounds like a catch. 32 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:33,140 Yeah. 33 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,080 Well, that's mean. 34 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,520 We don't have that kind of money. 35 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:39,720 Well, then I guess you'll have to sell them. 36 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 Sell them? 37 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,080 Joanna! 38 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,180 I'm a buyer by birth. 39 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,940 Can you picture these hands making change? 40 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:55,920 Selling isn't so bad, Stephanie. It's just, well, you know, talking to people 41 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,460 and getting them to see that they need your product. 42 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,080 Oh. 43 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:05,420 Joanna, would you like to do something about those crow's feet? 44 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:13,240 Stephanie, I'm willing to buy one of the kits, and I do not have crow's feet. 45 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,110 If I agree with you, will you take two? 46 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:17,090 Just one. 47 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:20,910 Well, one kitten, one second. Maybe I am good at this. 48 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:25,770 Well, so far, I've got Harley and Dwayne and Walt. 49 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:28,950 Oh, by the way, Walt killed another cow. 50 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,650 Yeah, family feud again. 51 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:36,210 Hi, Harley. 52 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,150 What's the box? 53 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:39,530 Just Stephanie's makeup. 54 00:03:39,910 --> 00:03:40,910 Oh. 55 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:46,250 Oh, I don't know. I haven't asked him yet. 56 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:47,670 Yeah, he's right here. 57 00:03:48,050 --> 00:03:49,390 I'll let you know. Bye. 58 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,370 Ask me what, George? 59 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:56,630 Dick, next Thursday, the Beavers are honoring their man of the year. And 60 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:58,210 who's the man of the year? 61 00:03:58,870 --> 00:03:59,930 Oh, no, not me. 62 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,450 No, me. 63 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:05,090 Well, congratulations, 64 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,610 George. You must feel very honored. 65 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:09,750 I know I would. 66 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:16,410 I do. They're going to have a roast for me. You know, the big dinner where 67 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:20,410 people tell jokes about me. I've been on the phone all day inviting everyone. 68 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:25,570 You're inviting people to your own roast? Yeah, it's part of the honor. 69 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:30,270 I also get to buy the food and put up the decorations. 70 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,610 That's a lot of honor. 71 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:38,910 And, Dick, I'd like you to come. I know you don't like the beavers, but... 72 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:42,950 George, why do you think that? You never come to any of the functions. 73 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:45,790 George, we went to the picnic last summer, remember? 74 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:50,850 Yeah, I was teamed in the three -legged race with Al Sweaty Whitlow. 75 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,210 Well, but that's the last one you went to. 76 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:55,750 Yeah. 77 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:02,450 Well, George, since it is your night, I'll come. Oh, Dick, that's great. And 78 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:03,490 you'll be a speaker, too? 79 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:05,290 You mean tell jokes? 80 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:09,750 George, you know, I'm not really good at that sort of thing. Sure you are. 81 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,550 You'll have them rolling in the aisles. 82 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:14,370 Well, the beavers are always rolling in the aisles. 83 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,210 Oh, do it, Dick. It'll be fun. 84 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,810 That's what you said about the picnic. 85 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,270 Come on, Dick. Do it for me. 86 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,330 George, you really want me to roast you? Like a pig. 87 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:29,090 Since you put it that way. 88 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:33,130 Terrific. I better get started. I've got a podium to build. 89 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,650 Do I know how to give a roast or what? 90 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:47,570 George, I think it's so 91 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:50,910 pleasant that... 92 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,750 So nice. 93 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:06,290 So affable. 94 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:12,110 So what? 95 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:16,930 Hello? 96 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,980 Well, hi, Mr. Burgess. Thank you for calling back. 97 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,940 Yeah, I know you're an old -school chum of George's, and I figured maybe you 98 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,640 might have some funny stories about things that George did. 99 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:31,060 He forgot his hat one day. 100 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,640 Uh -huh. What else? 101 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,340 The hat was it. 102 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,800 Yeah, a side splitter was the word I was thinking of. 103 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,780 Thank you very much. 104 00:06:50,719 --> 00:06:54,000 Hi, consumer. You know, a woman's face is her calling card. 105 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,060 Stephanie, Joanna already has one of your makeup kits. 106 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,880 Yeah, and she loved it. I think she's almost used it all up. 107 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:01,960 After three days? 108 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:05,420 Right. This stupid stuff isn't moving. 109 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:09,860 I don't understand it. DeForest is the best makeup you can get. 110 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,080 I wear it. 111 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,640 I thought everybody would want to look like me. 112 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:15,860 If I weren't me, I would. 113 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,680 Well, maybe you just haven't tried hard enough. Are you kidding? I have spent 114 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,140 the entire morning knocking on doors and everybody just keeps telling me I'm a 115 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,079 pest. 116 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,560 When are we getting some new guests? 117 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:31,780 Hi, all. 118 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:33,220 Hi, George. 119 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:36,340 Would you want to buy some makeup, would you? Okay. 120 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:41,800 George, what are you doing? You don't even have a girlfriend. 121 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,460 I'm not dead, Dick. 122 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,080 That'll be $24 .95. 123 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,940 Gee, that's pretty steep. Oh, it's deforest. 124 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,300 Well, that's the best you can get. 125 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,860 My first non -sympathy sale. 126 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:07,340 Is this the shelf that's loose? 127 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,099 Yeah. 128 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,140 Are you working on the stuff for my roast? 129 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,400 Yes, yes, I am, George. Can I take a peek? 130 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,460 Well, you know, it's a little rough. 131 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,020 George Utley is so... That's good! 132 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,880 George, it doesn't have a punchline yet. 133 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:33,780 Well, with a start like that, maybe you won't need one. Boy, 20 more like that, 134 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:36,580 maybe even a couple with endings, we got ourselves a roast. 135 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,100 Boy, that husband of yours. 136 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:41,820 It's going well? 137 00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:44,520 Yeah, I'm the king of the half -liners. 138 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:49,920 I just can't think of anything funny to say about George. I mean, he's such a 139 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:50,920 nice guy. 140 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:54,140 I mean, George really lends himself more to a eulogy. 141 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:00,620 Lots of funny things you could say about George. 142 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,040 Not alive. 143 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,500 Oh, come on. 144 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,020 What about... What about that time he went to Boston and he brought back a can 145 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,020 of baked beans? 146 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,880 What about it? 147 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,940 Well, that was a cute story. 148 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,380 George isn't very well traveled. I might be able to use that. 149 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,680 There you go. I gave you the beginning. You just have to tack on an ending. 150 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,920 Endings. 151 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,840 And you talk about slow. 152 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,520 George was so slow one day in school, he forgot his hat. 153 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,290 Will I ever live that down? 154 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:05,930 Our next speaker is a good friend of George's. 155 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,150 Welcome Harley Esten! 156 00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:18,830 A Frenchman, an Englishman, and 157 00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:25,070 George go to a doctor, and the doctor tells them they have six months to live, 158 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,810 and they can have anything they want. 159 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:31,150 Then the other two guys say some stuff that isn't so funny. 160 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:34,850 But then George says, I want to see another doctor. 161 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:45,050 George isn't married, but if he was, his wife would be fat. 162 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:46,690 How fat? 163 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,230 Oh, let's see. 164 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,650 So fat she'd need her own area code. 165 00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,610 for a moment. 166 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:12,470 As you all know, I've been working down at Ferguson's feed store. 167 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,570 Well, that is until today. 168 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,470 There was a slight accident. 169 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,850 I never knew oats were combustible. 170 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:25,210 Anyway, I'm sort of out of work again. 171 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,370 Well, so is everyone down at Ferguson's. 172 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:34,530 So if you know of any openings, I'm especially interested in the fence 173 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:35,530 industries. 174 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:40,290 But enough about me. Let's hear it for this crazy nutbucket here. 175 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:51,430 Is this one for the Beaver Book of Memories or what? 176 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:56,570 I tell you, I laughed so hard, I sneezed beer right through my nose. 177 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,280 Dick, you remember sweaty Whitlow, don't you? 178 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,780 I'm starting to, yeah. 179 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,920 Well, I'd better get back to my chair. 180 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:13,660 I hope this night never ends. 181 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:15,940 Seems like it won't. 182 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:22,800 Judging from this next speaker's attendance at our functions, I'd say 183 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,800 an eager beaver. 184 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,060 This could be you, Dick. 185 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,240 He's George's employer. 186 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,640 Welcome, Dick Loudon. 187 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,920 Well, thank you, Mr. 188 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,520 Chair Beaver. 189 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:49,060 Tonight we're honoring George Utley as man of the year. It just goes to show 190 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,100 what kind of a year we've had. 191 00:12:55,600 --> 00:13:00,320 George is something of a homebody. I think the furthest he ever traveled was 192 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,800 around a Monopoly board. 193 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:10,020 I don't want to say that George is not well -traveled, but recently he did 194 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,300 complain of tractor lag. 195 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:20,600 As you all know, George isn't the greatest dresser in the world. I 196 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,340 they're making a movie about him called Dead Men Do Wear Plaid. 197 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:36,200 known as an intellectual, but he just completed work on a book. He did a 198 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,540 good job, too, except he colored the grass red. 199 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,620 I told you you would not go far that night. 200 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,040 Whoa, 201 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:01,460 I take it the rose went well last night. I only killed him. 202 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,880 This mouth is now a registered weapon. 203 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,000 Oh, well, I bet George was delighted. 204 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:10,080 I didn't get a chance to talk to him. He had to wash the mugs and then return to 205 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,080 rent a chair. 206 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,860 Part of the honor? 207 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,120 Yeah. 208 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:19,020 Excuse me, young lady. Is your mother here? 209 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,420 My mother? 210 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,020 Joanna, is that you? 211 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,720 You look 20 years younger. 212 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,060 Must be that new DeForest cosmetic starter kit you've been using lately. 213 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,970 Stephanie. Would you believe this lady is 62 years old? 214 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:36,990 I'm not 62. 215 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:39,010 No, she doesn't feel 62. 216 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,970 Not since achieving that youthful goal... I'm sorry. 217 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:47,150 Sorry, everyone. The medicine show is over. Please just ignore this. 218 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,170 Dick! 219 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:55,010 Please! They were reaching for their wallets. I want you to stop bothering 220 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,010 guests. 221 00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,190 Then I'll never sell these. 222 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:02,990 And they'll drag me up. to jail and I'll only get to wash my hair once a week 223 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:03,990 and I'll die. 224 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,250 Oh, morning, George. 225 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:10,730 Morning, Joanna. 226 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,150 Morning, George. 227 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,310 Morning. Sounds like you had quite a roast last night. 228 00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:18,310 Yeah, great. Listen, I'd like the day off. 229 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,370 I think I'll wander down to my secret fishing hole. 230 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,870 Whatever you want, George. Are you okay? 231 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,150 Well, you might say I have a touch of tractor lag. 232 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:34,250 Cracked your leg? What was that all about? 233 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,370 Oh, that was in one of the jokes I told. 234 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,630 Well, George seemed kind of upset about it. 235 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:41,230 I don't know why. He seemed to be having a good time last night. 236 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:42,510 Well, what did you say? 237 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:47,330 I just told a couple harmless jokes like everyone else, only funnier. 238 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:50,130 Like what? 239 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:57,230 Well, like I said... I said, George is somewhat of a homebody. I think the 240 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,710 furthest he's ever traveled was around a Monopoly board. 241 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:13,580 And... And I said, George is working on a book, but he colored the grass 242 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,580 red. 243 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:25,460 And... And I said, they're doing a movie about George, and 244 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,920 it's called Dead Men Do Work Bad. 245 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,080 Dead men do wear plaid. 246 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,740 You know, he wears that shirt all the time. 247 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:41,140 So, in other words, you called him a dim -witted, pathetically dressed yokel. 248 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,160 Well, you know... Hello? 249 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,220 Oh, hi, Joe. 250 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,460 No, he just went fishing. 251 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,980 Has he made up his mind about what? 252 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,240 There must be some mistake. George is happy here. 253 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,120 Not... Not anymore. 254 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,180 I'll tell him you called. 255 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:09,020 That was the Prescott Hotel. George applied for a job there this morning. 256 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,520 Oh, no. 257 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:14,160 Well, I hope you're satisfied. Mr. My Mouth is a weapon. 258 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,180 Honey, if anyone is looking for me, I'll be down at George's secret fishing 259 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,180 hole. 260 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:27,359 Where is George's secret fishing hole? 261 00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:44,469 Hi, George. 262 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:46,910 How did you find my secret fishing hole? 263 00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:50,250 I just asked around at the end. 264 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,470 Who knew? 265 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,670 Everyone. 266 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,910 Are the fish biting? 267 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,310 Not yet. 268 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,430 Skeeters sure are. 269 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,990 You, uh, you mind? 270 00:18:15,639 --> 00:18:21,080 George, are you thinking about leaving the Stratford? 271 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,600 What would give you an idea like that? 272 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:29,160 You got a call from the Prescott Hotel. 273 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,400 Dick, I don't know if this is the right time to bring this up, but I'm thinking 274 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,820 of leaving the Stratford. 275 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,080 Well, George, if it's because of anything, I... 276 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,740 I said last night, you know, I hope you'll forgive me. 277 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:52,740 Mosquito. 278 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,760 You really hit on some sore spots last night, Dick. 279 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:04,420 I didn't do anything except what everyone else was doing. I mean, Dwayne 280 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,440 you slow and Dutch called you a knucklehead. 281 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:10,920 Well, those guys are buddies. They always kid me. You've never done that. 282 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,060 When you said those things, they sounded so true. 283 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,220 Yeah, but I'm, you know, I'm your buddy, too. 284 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:28,300 And you're mine, and those jokes were done out of affection. 285 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,920 You wouldn't like it if I did jokes about your shortcomings. 286 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,780 That wouldn't bother me, because, you know, I'd know the spirit they were 287 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:38,780 done in. 288 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400 What? 289 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,090 What shortcomings? 290 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,930 Oh, I could mention that you're a neatness freak. 291 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,250 That wouldn't bother me. 292 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,130 What if I told people about the time you threw the lint fit? 293 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:02,070 That wouldn't bother me. 294 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:07,630 And how many guys refuse to go to baseball games because they're afraid of 295 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:08,670 hit by a foul? 296 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:12,190 A lot of people every year are seriously injured. 297 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,910 I got a fish. 298 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,850 No, that's a branch. 299 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:20,470 Are you crazy? It's fighting. No, it's not. You're fighting it. It's just a 300 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,950 branch. George, I'm telling you, I'm on the business end of Moby Trout. 301 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,550 You want me to clean that for you? 302 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:35,390 I guess it's too small. 303 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:44,400 I guess the... I guess the Prescott offered you more money? 304 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,960 Lots more. 305 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,860 Well, you know, I mean, the point is... And a suite. 306 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:56,400 Well, you know, all that I'm trying to say... Cable TV, too. 307 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:04,740 You know, I mean, the Prescott's a big hotel. You know, I couldn't match their 308 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,860 offer, but... 309 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:16,100 You know, you and I are friends, you know, and I'd hate to lose you. 310 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:24,000 And the end sure could stand a guy who could tell a fish from a branch. 311 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,440 Well, if I turned down the Prescott Hotel with the suite and all that money, 312 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,640 wouldn't it be kind of dumb? 313 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,340 Sure sounds dumb. 314 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,860 And I'm dumb. 315 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,080 Looks like you got a story for the next roast. 316 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,760 Of course, I've always got the branch story. 317 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,040 Well, why don't we catch us some fish? 318 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,300 Hold it, Dick. 319 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,560 George, all of those were mosquitoes, right? 320 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,100 Well, that one was. 321 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,070 Thank you. 322 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,040 Meow.